why cnn made me happy i live in logan square

as you all know, i work at a coffeeshop(surprise!) and have been for a year now. on a daily basis, when the poorly hinged door opens followed by the wind chimes singing their tranquil tune...a handsome local gent walks thru and shines a smile in my direction....then bam. atti has a crush. its cool, its fun, i enjoy my secret crushes........until........until the handsome local gent speaks.

i have expressed to you guys how i feel that all dudes fall somewhere on the spectrum of douche-ery. my crushes usually dissipate because of a mixture of douchery in the gent along with other variables. i'm sure this has occurred in many of your lives, you see someone at a party or a coffeeshop (ha!) or maybe even the train everyday on ure way to the shitass job you have s0 you imagine them a certain way....assume such beautiful magical stories about him/her...then u meet him/her, and they're not bad ppl, just not what your imagination wanted, damn. but thats an entire different topic then what this blog is supposed to be about. so, anyway....

dont get me wrong, a little bit of douche-erdom is a-ok in my book, really. actually, its expected and very much so appreciated. and disclaaaaaaaimer:::: i'm not by any means being sexist, girls have a different spectrum they fall under in different degrees but i'm not trying to sleep with any girls at this point in my life so i dont really care about that spectrum.

SOOOOOOOO, below is an example of a 100% douchefuckingbag whose balls need to cut off and "it" should only be refered to as a douche, not a man. because when i saw this, i let out a long sigh and the words 'wut a fucking douchebag' slipped off my tongue like butterrrrrrr. and not just for the act that "it" committed, and how "it" committed this act, or where it was committed, but also for "it's" retaaaaaaarded ass followup. my god. really now.

Le douche Bag.......



p.s. i love everyone who comes into my coffeeshop, i have never met any dude there with more than 50% doucheness...just uh wanted to say that. yep. and that my friends, is why i am happy i live here.