Monday, June 17, 2013

Theft


"Stealing is the way to go. That's how you get all your shit. You ain't gotta pay for shit!"

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

we started this blog a year ago today

happy birthday dear shangrila blog !

:p

haha ok a couple more

ok so i dunno if this is actually ridiculously hilarious or its making me laugh because im cracked out on 5-hr energy booster (thank you nicholas hill 4 devirginizing me to such an amazing concoction)

but here's a couple more...


"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator."
- GZA, Liquid Swords

First of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.

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"Your daddy fucked your mamma and then fucked your sister, then climbed in your bed playin' with your sugar. Go 'head, take your belt off and hang yourself."
- 50 Cent, So Disrespectful

I mean... there is simply NOT a sentence out there that is more cold and heartless. But let's try...

1) Hey I'll eat your eyes and mouth while I think about how stupid you are.
2) I'm gonna go to your dad's funeral and fart real loud in your mom's face.
3) Your girl is like a piece of shit that I forget to flush down the toilet and then I also shit all over your house after that.

Close call... close call.

Filed under: So heartless and such a plain old dick
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"Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip then I'm slippin'."
- Dr. Dre, Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang

If someone came to me and said, "Don't let me get drunk tonight, because if I get drunk, then I'm going to be drunk..." My response would be, "Are you drunk?"

Filed under: redundant, probably slippin'

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oh my god kids ive got cramps i laughed so god damn hard

so...im about to go to bed here and i need to relax...



WATCH THIS VIDEO!


, im gonna try and go to this show,
luv and kisses
atti

the loosing battle in america

holler. so u guys are all probably at the conductive alliance show that I SHOULD BE AT BUT I HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW. ugh. its ok. i dont care anymore. anyway, i found this article and it made me realize that ppl really are full of crap and just cant WAIT to poop it out of their mouths

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/palin-crossed-border-for_n_490080.html

and to lighten the mood...i would like to quote a line from my new fave webpage:

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"Your cheese is average."
- Rick Ross, Speedin'

(Cheese judge at a cheese party.)

Filed under: Pretentious about cheese



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