ok so i dunno if this is actually ridiculously hilarious or its making me laugh because im cracked out on 5-hr energy booster (thank you nicholas hill 4 devirginizing me to such an amazing concoction)
but here's a couple more...
"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator." - GZA, Liquid Swords
First of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.
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"Your daddy fucked your mamma and then fucked your sister, then climbed in your bed playin' with your sugar. Go 'head, take your belt off and hang yourself." - 50 Cent, So Disrespectful
I mean... there is simply NOT a sentence out there that is more cold and heartless. But let's try...
1) Hey I'll eat your eyes and mouth while I think about how stupid you are. 2) I'm gonna go to your dad's funeral and fart real loud in your mom's face. 3) Your girl is like a piece of shit that I forget to flush down the toilet and then I also shit all over your house after that.
Close call... close call.
Filed under: So heartless and such a plain old dick ----------------------------------------------- "Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip then I'm slippin'." - Dr. Dre, Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang
If someone came to me and said, "Don't let me get drunk tonight, because if I get drunk, then I'm going to be drunk..." My response would be, "Are you drunk?"
Filed under: redundant, probably slippin'
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oh my god kids ive got cramps i laughed so god damn hard
so...im about to go to bed here and i need to relax...
holler. so u guys are all probably at the conductive alliance show that I SHOULD BE AT BUT I HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW. ugh. its ok. i dont care anymore. anyway, i found this article and it made me realize that ppl really are full of crap and just cant WAIT to poop it out of their mouths