Theft

"Stealing is the way to go. That's how you get all your shit. You ain't gotta pay for shit!"

we started this blog a year ago today

happy birthday dear shangrila blog !

:p

haha ok a couple more

ok so i dunno if this is actually ridiculously hilarious or its making me laugh because im cracked out on 5-hr energy booster (thank you nicholas hill 4 devirginizing me to such an amazing concoction)

but here's a couple more...


"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator."
- GZA, Liquid Swords

First of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.

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"Your daddy fucked your mamma and then fucked your sister, then climbed in your bed playin' with your sugar. Go 'head, take your belt off and hang yourself."
- 50 Cent, So Disrespectful

I mean... there is simply NOT a sentence out there that is more cold and heartless. But let's try...

1) Hey I'll eat your eyes and mouth while I think about how stupid you are.
2) I'm gonna go to your dad's funeral and fart real loud in your mom's face.
3) Your girl is like a piece of shit that I forget to flush down the toilet and then I also shit all over your house after that.

Close call... close call.

Filed under: So heartless and such a plain old dick
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"Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip then I'm slippin'."
- Dr. Dre, Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang

If someone came to me and said, "Don't let me get drunk tonight, because if I get drunk, then I'm going to be drunk..." My response would be, "Are you drunk?"

Filed under: redundant, probably slippin'

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oh my god kids ive got cramps i laughed so god damn hard

so...im about to go to bed here and i need to relax...



WATCH THIS VIDEO!


, im gonna try and go to this show,
luv and kisses
atti

the loosing battle in america

holler. so u guys are all probably at the conductive alliance show that I SHOULD BE AT BUT I HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW. ugh. its ok. i dont care anymore. anyway, i found this article and it made me realize that ppl really are full of crap and just cant WAIT to poop it out of their mouths

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/palin-crossed-border-for_n_490080.html

and to lighten the mood...i would like to quote a line from my new fave webpage:


"Your cheese is average."
- Rick Ross, Speedin'

(Cheese judge at a cheese party.)

Filed under: Pretentious about cheese

http://www.snacksandshit.com/

upcoming shows i want to attend

MUMFORD & SONS, THE MIDDLE EAST Lincoln Hall, 5/24, 9 PM, on sale Fri 3/5, noon

ANTLERS Lincoln Hall, 4/22, 9 PM, 18+, 773-525-2501

APPLES IN STEREO, GENERATIONALS Lincoln Hall, 4/30, 10 PM, 773-525-2501

BONOBO Metro, 4/1

JAPANDROIDS Lincoln Hall, 4/9

LOVE IS ALL Empty Bottle, 4/6

MI AMI Hideout, 4/9

RJD2, BREAK SCIENCE, HAPPY CHICHESTER Metro, 3/13

YOU SAY PARTY! WE SAY DIE! Empty Bottle, 3/31

can we please be apart of this club?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/snob-snuggie

kinda been stuffing my ears with this song as of late...

i wish history was taught like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDukCTcITLY

protect your bubbles....

we should all be worldly friends...

so i ran into justin the other day........in costa rica!!! haha. crazy huh? it felt like i was dreaming.....

ohmygod i'm too tired to write right now. i went from laying on a beach, soaking in the carribean rays to 7am-10pm days. w.t.f.

im listening to mates of state rightnow, an old friend introduced me to them. so its a husband and wife duo.
here is some pics of them:




so, like i said, they'


re married but everytime i see a pic of them, my gay-dar goes 'PING' ....hah i'm sorry thats totally bogus, isnt it? the dude is probably just super intune with his emotions...anyway i do adore their music so ima stop hatin, i rec listening to "now" and "like u crazy" or "beautiful dreamer" ..i like their album "Bring it back".......ok im pooped out
video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtkkxzelMZ0

-much love to all at shangrila i hope ure all doing well
eat a piece of dark chocolate and shake it off! shake it all off!
the persian one.

we all know

these lovely boys. they are currently in the middle of recording their new album, so let's keep our ears peeled.

conductive alliance

hiatus is over

time to start blogging again, there's so much seen and to be said on a daily, no, hourly basis, some of us with our random rhetoric skills others with our pics and vids and jokes.
we. suck. at. blogging.

just wanted to let ya'll know

that I really enjoyed my time at shangrila and I will miss you all.

Love always
Carrie

mmmmmmmm

the most delicious looking website I have ever seen

http://www.tastespotting.com/

happy fourth lovelys.

lets go out soon! burlington anyone?

remember this

When I was little(r) I got really frustrated when he only dug holes on one side of the screen and had to wait and watch until it became aesthetically pleasing. Sometimes it took a while.

i can't stop watching these

it's becoming a problem

so uh.. can we smoke in bars again?!?! plez OH plez!!!

my friend said she saw one of these at a bar in chicago....hmmm!

googles contest

so google had a drawing contest for kids
how old do u think the kid who drew this is...?

and this is the description:

Friendship Around the World

My wish for the world is that everyone would get along and treat one another in a nice and loving way. We could all be friends!

and then...

an 8 yr old drew one of these and a 13 yr old the other, can u guess the countries :)