happy birthday dear shangrila blog !
:p
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
haha ok a couple more
ok so i dunno if this is actually ridiculously hilarious or its making me laugh because im cracked out on 5-hr energy booster (thank you nicholas hill 4 devirginizing me to such an amazing concoction)
but here's a couple more...
"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator."
- GZA, Liquid Swords
First of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.
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"Your daddy fucked your mamma and then fucked your sister, then climbed in your bed playin' with your sugar. Go 'head, take your belt off and hang yourself."
- 50 Cent, So Disrespectful
I mean... there is simply NOT a sentence out there that is more cold and heartless. But let's try...
1) Hey I'll eat your eyes and mouth while I think about how stupid you are.
2) I'm gonna go to your dad's funeral and fart real loud in your mom's face.
3) Your girl is like a piece of shit that I forget to flush down the toilet and then I also shit all over your house after that.
Close call... close call.
Filed under: So heartless and such a plain old dick
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"Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip then I'm slippin'."
- Dr. Dre, Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang
If someone came to me and said, "Don't let me get drunk tonight, because if I get drunk, then I'm going to be drunk..." My response would be, "Are you drunk?"
Filed under: redundant, probably slippin'
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oh my god kids ive got cramps i laughed so god damn hard
so...im about to go to bed here and i need to relax...
WATCH THIS VIDEO!
, im gonna try and go to this show,
luv and kisses
atti
but here's a couple more...
"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator."
- GZA, Liquid Swords
First of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.
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"Your daddy fucked your mamma and then fucked your sister, then climbed in your bed playin' with your sugar. Go 'head, take your belt off and hang yourself."
- 50 Cent, So Disrespectful
I mean... there is simply NOT a sentence out there that is more cold and heartless. But let's try...
1) Hey I'll eat your eyes and mouth while I think about how stupid you are.
2) I'm gonna go to your dad's funeral and fart real loud in your mom's face.
3) Your girl is like a piece of shit that I forget to flush down the toilet and then I also shit all over your house after that.
Close call... close call.
Filed under: So heartless and such a plain old dick
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"Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip then I'm slippin'."
- Dr. Dre, Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang
If someone came to me and said, "Don't let me get drunk tonight, because if I get drunk, then I'm going to be drunk..." My response would be, "Are you drunk?"
Filed under: redundant, probably slippin'
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oh my god kids ive got cramps i laughed so god damn hard
so...im about to go to bed here and i need to relax...
WATCH THIS VIDEO!
, im gonna try and go to this show,
luv and kisses
atti
the loosing battle in america
holler. so u guys are all probably at the conductive alliance show that I SHOULD BE AT BUT I HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW. ugh. its ok. i dont care anymore. anyway, i found this article and it made me realize that ppl really are full of crap and just cant WAIT to poop it out of their mouths
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/palin-crossed-border-for_n_490080.html
and to lighten the mood...i would like to quote a line from my new fave webpage:
"Your cheese is average."
- Rick Ross, Speedin'
http://www.snacksandshit.com/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/08/palin-crossed-border-for_n_490080.html
and to lighten the mood...i would like to quote a line from my new fave webpage:
"Your cheese is average."
- Rick Ross, Speedin'
(Cheese judge at a cheese party.)
Filed under: Pretentious about cheese
http://www.snacksandshit.com/
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
upcoming shows i want to attend
MUMFORD & SONS, THE MIDDLE EAST Lincoln Hall, 5/24, 9 PM, on sale Fri 3/5, noon
ANTLERS Lincoln Hall, 4/22, 9 PM, 18+, 773-525-2501
APPLES IN STEREO, GENERATIONALS Lincoln Hall, 4/30, 10 PM, 773-525-2501
BONOBO Metro, 4/1
JAPANDROIDS Lincoln Hall, 4/9
LOVE IS ALL Empty Bottle, 4/6
MI AMI Hideout, 4/9
RJD2, BREAK SCIENCE, HAPPY CHICHESTER Metro, 3/13
YOU SAY PARTY! WE SAY DIE! Empty Bottle, 3/31
ANTLERS Lincoln Hall, 4/22, 9 PM, 18+, 773-525-2501
APPLES IN STEREO, GENERATIONALS Lincoln Hall, 4/30, 10 PM, 773-525-2501
BONOBO Metro, 4/1
JAPANDROIDS Lincoln Hall, 4/9
LOVE IS ALL Empty Bottle, 4/6
MI AMI Hideout, 4/9
RJD2, BREAK SCIENCE, HAPPY CHICHESTER Metro, 3/13
YOU SAY PARTY! WE SAY DIE! Empty Bottle, 3/31
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